If I Were…

“What we have here is a dreamer. Completely out of touch with reality. When she jumped, she probably thought she could fly.”~ The Virgin Suicides

If I were an animal, I’d be a bunny.
If I were a shoe, I’d be a ballet flat.
If I were a hairstyle, I’d be a side ponytail.
If I were a dessert, I’d be a cup of hot chocolate.
If I were a Disney character, I’d be Fauna (the green fairy in Sleeping Beauty).
If I were a time of day, I’d be noon.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday.
If I were a city, I’d be Prague.
If I were a flower, I’d be a peony.
If I were a food, I’d be cheese and crackers.
If I were a material, I’d be lace.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a grapefruit.
If I were a direction, I’d be north.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a Louis XIV fainting couch.
If I were a book, I’d be Veronika Decides to Die.
If I were a song, I’d be 1000 Oceans by Tori Amos.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a harp.
If I were a colour, I’d be rainbow.
If I were a tree, I’d be an evergreen.
If I were a month, I’d be January.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were an expression, I’d be a blush.
If I were a scent, I’d be pineapple.
If I were a feeling, I’d be hopeful.

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